Anything you’ve ever heard about BMWs being ultimate driving machines — it started with the model called the 2002 back in the 1960s and ’70s. The “neu Klasse” was BMW’s last attempt at redefining the brand into a premium sports sedan maker before meeting what would have been the struggling company’s demise, at least in the States. Fortunately, the product we got was downright amazing, and BMW’s marketing folks hit the sweet spot with letting people know it.
Everyone knows the rest of the story: BMW followed up with the 3 Series in the late 1970s and then skyrocketed in the 1980s with brand equity it had built. Baby Boomers started making money in the ’80s, bought 3 Series en masse, and brought the company to where it is today with sporty luxury cars. But it was the 2002 — not even any of BMW’s succeeding M cars — that started the revolution.
And it’s the 2002 I desire more than just about any other BMW ever made outside of the E46 M3. It’s going to be a while before I can afford one of those, though.
Such isn’t exactly the case with the diminutive ’70s sports sedan.
Three years ago, I found an ad on Craigslist for a 2002 and a BMW Bavaria, the predecessor to the 5 Series. They were being sold for $600 apiece in Butler, a small blue collar town just north of Pittsburgh.
Along with two friends, I went to check them out, the sun fading into dusk as we left for Butler. I had an idea of the area, thinking I’d be like walking into a scene from Deliverance, but it’d be worth it.
We got there sometime after 8 p.m., deep in a wooded area — just like I expected. The car ran when it was parked, or so the owner told me over the phone, but the heck if I could check that out, much less see the car. I couldn’t see anything other than a small porch light that barely shot light from the house.
I got out of the car by myself. My friends said that if I got my head blasted off by a shotgun, at least they’d be ready to take off quickly. Jason, the driver, wouldn’t even turn off the car, but he made sure to turn off the headlights. He kept as near to the end of the driveway as he could until the owner came out, a man who kicked over dirt-covered kiddie trikes left on the cobbled driveway. Was I going to die? Was this worth it?
It was. He was cordial. After we greeted one another and talked a bit, I started up my spiel, excited, eager to come home with a classic car.
“So where’s the 2002?”
“Over there. Had to park it out of the way.” He pointed into the darkness. Then, he turned on a flashlight, and sure enough, one of my dream cars sat in some bramble.
After Jason decided to grow a pair, he drove back up the driveway and shined his headlights on the car. It looked weathered, but I was smitten.
The owner lifted the trunk open.
“See, it’s all there, trunk closes. And the strut mounts are solid. Those things always go bad in these cars.”
I was growing more giddy by the second. Sure, the body panels looked like they were a bit rough, but the frame was solid. I’d keep it in my parents’ garage, fixing it up as I could. This car looked like it had some potential. We then walked to the front of it.
The owner pulled the clamshell hood open, breaking one of the rusted hinges apart in the process. Jason and my other friend, Dave, finally got out of the car. They looked around, checking out the car from a distance. This was my deal, my endeavor. They joked with one another, inaudibly, snorting as I checked out the straight-four under the hood. I went back to them before making my decision.
“So what do you think?” I asked Jason. He had built a 500+ horsepower 1994 Toyota Supra. He had experience with projects like this. I could trust him to have an honest opinion, too.
“No, man. Just no.”
“What?” I saw before me a car I could cruise in, escaping my worries in each corner carved. I saw a car that could become my baby.
“You know when you were checking out the car, Dave and I were laughing because a rat climbed out from under it right next to your foot. And dude, the interior smells like mold and shit.”
“The interior looked pretty solid to me,” I said.
“Yeah, but it smelled like mold and crap. I wouldn’t.”
I thought about it for a minute longer, asking the owner about the Bavaria, too. Turns out, it was an Alpina-tuned model — one of the first Alpinas sold in the U.S.
“I really, really want it,” I told him. “But I can’t. Sorry.” After our parting words, we left back for the ‘Burgh without the title to the car.
I saw a car I coveted. I longed for that car. To me, the 2002 is like that hot girl who sits next to you in class. You’re friends, you understand one another. But she’s always just out of reach. You cope with the disappointment however you can, likely by taking your mind off her as long as humanly possible. And then you relapse.
I looked at the pictures of the car after I loaded them on my computer just to make sure I made the right decision. I did. The car was a piece of crap, unfortunately. Much of the outside of that car was really salvageable. Pity.
But some months later, I would see a 2002tii in Oakland, just parked there. Perfect. Four-speed manual, perfect tan leather, lustrous burgundy paint. Call me a sad case, but I walked around the block several times until I discovered who owned it and asked him about it. It was a California car that he picked up a few years earlier for $12,000. Prices have fluctuated since he bought it, but they’re still not out of reach.
I’ve talked to owners of cars before — owners of Nissan GT-Rs, Corvette ZR1s, Bentleys, Bugattis, whatever — at shows, but I had never approached someone out of the blue to talk to them about their car before. Not like this.
The car drew me in, and while the closest things I own to a BMW are a few hats right now, I will own that car someday. I will.
Dream cars are like that, like that euphoric sensation when you meet someone who knocks you off your feet. The difference is that it’s a lot easier to write a three-, four-, or five-figure check for a car than it is open your mouth and ask for a girl to join you for a $4 cup of coffee. Rather pathetic, but it’s the truth.
Further, had I bought that BMW, my time with it would have been just like most other relationships people have in college: short-lived, expensive, and emotionally draining.
So I’ll just have to wait for something better.